February 2012
30 posts
Semi-Ordered List of Programs I Need MTV/VH1 to...
MTV Sex in the ’90s (full series)
MTV Rock & Jock softball
MTV Rock & Jock basketball
VH1’s Bands on the Run (full series)
MTV’s The Paper (full series, with Amanda Lorber/Adam Brock commentary)
That Real World reunion special between seasons 3 and 4 when Judd yelled at Puck for laughing after Pedro died
That other Real World reunion special to commemorate the 10th...
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Fiona Apple Song Titles That Speak to My Feelings...
“Please Please Please”
“The Child Is Gone”
“Never Is a Promise”
“A Mistake”
“Sullen Girl”
“Not About Love”
“Tymps (The Sick in the Head Song)”
“Criminal”
“The Way Things Are”
“Oh Well”
"You don't GO to Napa, you take a poop-a"
dandaddario:
Why is no one acknowledging the debt the post-Brazilian-restaurant scene in Bridesmaids owes to Charlotte’s attack of Montezuma’s Revenge in Sex and the Movie?
“Why Is No One Acknowledging The Debt That [BLANK] Owes to the [BLANK] Scene in Sex and the City?: Personal Essays by Dan D’Addario”
Best Picture Nominees, Ranked
dpesick:
I’ve now seen all the Best Picture Nominees, and here they are, ranked, in my opinion, offered without commentary, and please tell me why I’m wrong:
1. Hugo
2. Tree of Life
3. War Horse
4. The Descendants
5. Midnight in Paris
6. The Artist
7. Moneyball
8. The Help
9. Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Oh, if you insist:
1) War Horse [YES. This is an uninspiring bunch of...
"SNL" prediction
dandaddario:
“Whitney, I had a lot of fun with you over the years. But I hope everyone out there knows it was all out of love. We all loved you, Whitney, and we hope you’re up there tonight laughing. And we’re gonna have a great show! Sleigh Bells is here!”
—Maya Rudolph’s monologue like four hours from now
Reblogging so this exists somewhere should Dan ever want to delete it, which he...
@joereid: “Q for the group: If you were doing a group karaoke of Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Little Lies,’ would you want the Stevie part or the Lindsey part?” @joereid: “(Stevie: ‘Tell me lieeeeeeees…’ / Lindsey: ‘TELL ME TELL ME LIES!’)
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A VAST majority of the responses are saying “Lindsey” and I don’t know what to...
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Things We Should Invent Terms For/Rejected Thought...
1) That thing when you’re about to get on a crowded elevator car but at the last minute you (and only you) notice another elevator car has reached the lobby and you change course and get that second elevator all to yourself and it’s like you won six lotteries only not by chance but by being aware of your surroundings.
2) That thing when you send someone a Gchat message and they sign...
Daniel: i need to rewatch more of the hills i LOVED the hills “those were vaginas i trusted” me: put that shit on a DVD box me: I rewatched Season 1 about a year ago Daniel: i did too but s1 doesnt have the best moments “THEY’RE TAKING SHOTS? THEY’RE TAKING SHOTS?” and LC’s mascara tears me: also, Brody Jenner just in his entirety Daniel: yeah whatta...
WatchSo first Cameron Diaz in “The Holiday” steals my dream career and now Bobby Finger does. But this is great so whatever I guess. Whatever.
bobbyfinger:
I just made a trailer for the Oscars. It focuses on Glenn Close. I’m quite proud of it.
January 2012
47 posts
“Oh, really? Fine, great. That’d be cool. Would he be playing me, or is he...”
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Should Justin Bieber Remake ‘Fear’? Reese Witherspoon Weighs In! - MTV Movie News| MTV (via bobbyfinger)
Dear Reese: this is why I love you. Please make a good movie again.
Ten Things You Learn from a Marathon Viewing of...
01 - It’s hard to not start with the clothes. 1996 was a long time ago, you guys. Very much in fashion for the reality-TV stars (and other residents of south Florida) in the mid-’90s were: high-waisted pants; high-waisted shorts; high-waisted jorts; any number of crop-tops that, when combined with the aforementioned high-waisted bottoms, produce the curious effect of a midriff with no...
“Ooh! Figure skating on NBC. I could get a jump on who to like/hate in 2014....”
– My Ultra-Faggy Inner Monologue Just Now
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“Starring Dolly Farton and Queef Latifah?”
– Someone in the audience of Joyful Noise last weekend. I just remembered this. (via bobbyfinger)
“Someone”
Dear Spotify:
Somebody help me make serious movie trailers...
I’d say let’s start with Albert Nobbs, but I’m willing to brainstorm.
